Bathroom Quotes
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?"
Rest stop off Route 81, WV

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up
with her crap.
Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, NC

To do is to be. -Descartes
To be is to do. -Voltaire
Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra
Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, AZ

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, AZ

Make love, not war. - Hell, do both, get married!
Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, MA

God is dead. -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead. -God
The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books. New York, NY

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have
trouble with it.
Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, TX

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom, House of Representatives. Washington, D.C.

Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's. Pheonix, AZ.

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's,
Beverly Hills, CA.

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's,
Beverly Hills, CA."