Clinton

Q: Did you hear about the 'Clinton Sale' at clothing stores on President's day?
A: All pants half off.

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Buffalo Bills have in common? 
A: They both blew the big one several times.

Q: What was the first thing Monica saw in government?
A: The Executive Branch.

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Soda Pop machines have in common?
A: They both have slots which say "Insert 'Bill' here."

Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?
A: All we had to do to get some 'dick' in the White House, is vote.

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and his dog Buddy?
A: One tries to hump the leg of every woman in the white house,
     the other is a chocolate lab.

Q: What's the difference between Watergate and Zippergate?
A: This time we know who 'Deep Throat' is.

Q: What's the recipe for Clinton stew?
A: A small weenie in hot water.

Q: What's the difference between Clinton and a screwdriver?
A: A screwdriver turns in screws, and Clinton screws in-terns

Q: What will history remember Bill Clinton as?
A: The President 'after Bush'.

Q: What is the difference between George Washington, Richard
     Nixon, and Bill Clinton?
A: Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth,
     and Clinton doesn't know the difference.