Blondes
What do you call a dead Blonde in a closet?
1984 hide and seek champ.

How do you confuse a Blonde?
Stick her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.

What did the Blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"I wonder if it's mine?"

Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
They think their picture is being taken.

Why do Blondes have "TGIF" written on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.

How can you tell when a Blonde sends you a fax?
It has a stamp on it.

Why can't Blondes dial 911?
They can not find the eleven on the phone!

What do you do if a Blonde throws a pin at you?
Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth!

Two Blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their
Mercedes with a coat hanger. Linda: I can't seem to get this door
unlocked! Sylvie: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its
starting to rain and the top is down!

Why do Blondes wear skirts and panties?
Skirts to keep their neck warm and panties to keep their ankles warm.